By Joyce Coronel
In its unending quest for stories wonderful and (occasionally) weird, Wrangler News unearthed two seemingly ferocious creatures that have taken up residence in the front yard of an otherwise serene South Tempe neighborhood, which until recently reported very few remnants of the Triassic Era.
Rich Bowman, who owns the dinosaur duo that stand menacingly on guard, said he is neither a paleontologist nor the parent of a 4-year-old.
Bowman captured the prehistoric guests when he spotted a 20-foot-tall Tyrannosaurus rex in front of a local home décor business. Inside the place, he found more of the bone-crunching creatures—albeit smaller, somewhat less threatening versions. Still, these are not your traditional garden gnomes.
“I stopped in and looked at ‘em, and I was like, ‘You know, those would look neat in our front yard.’”
The metal-clad reptilians took up their positions last month, protecting the Bowman abode alongside a curved walkway that winds past a three-car driveway. At press time, their owner said no one so far has had a bone to pick over the archeological array.
“We’re getting a lot of doubletakes,” Bowman admitted. “Some people drive by real slow and they kind of have a big smile on their face. Others just kind of shake their head.”
The Bowmans aren’t the only residents who’ve taken to embellishing their environs, though no others have gone Jurassic. Yet.
“So far, nobody’s complained or anything, which is good,” offered Bowman.
Out in Goodyear, where he formerly lived, dinosaur denizens faced the fangs of a homeowners association, unlike this neighborhood, where free speech and good taste (minus the sometimes dreaded HOA) run free.
In Tempe, the city’s compliance administrator, Jeff Tamulevich, also citing First Amendment rights, said such displays normally fall within the parameters of free speech.
“We would consider it art,” he said, “and there’s nothing the city would do with respect to enforcement.”
The mini-T-rexes are anchored to the ground and show no signs of becoming extinct. For now, at least.